Rikaitch: King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Local News

A well known local yob of the village where I live was arrested on Saturday night. Apparently he had thrown a bottle of Domestos over a few people in the local pub in a drunken brawl. Most people knew he was a bit of a twunt, but unfortunately the local reverend was caught in the fracas (I don't know what he was doing there at that time of night.) A small scuffle with the local constabulary, and off he went to the police station.

Apparently they are charging him with bleach of the priest.

*cough*