Rikaitch: King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

• Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
• Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
• Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South"- follow for 0.2 miles.
• Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" _ follow for 0.3 miles.
• Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
• Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
• Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
• "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
• Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
• US 287 north" becomes _Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
• Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
• Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles 15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
• Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas / Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
• Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
• Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
  
  CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW ...?