"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses,
And all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty back together again."
I think the lesson we learnt there is to not let the horses have first try.
Yes. That's me. The one with the shaved head. I accidentally shaved it when I was using clippers, and forgot to put the guard on. Oops.