Drum roll, please...
Presenting the latest addition to the Sky televisual empire... the learndirect channel.
With the thoroughly diverse range of channels now available such as Performance, The Biography channel, and who can forget the Thomas Cook channel, I think it is time a learndirect channel is set up with myself and Andy's assistance in my local centre.
We could start off with such entertaining programs like Kiljoy, the inane mumblings of the aforementioned freeloader of the centre. We could also include programs like "Name that Tune" with Dr. Jim, "A Year in Provence" with Eirlys and the great 80's style of Aerobics with Jan.
The reality of it is that we would probably receive as many viewers as half the other channels on Sky combined.
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