Rikaitch: King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

258 miles, extortionate prices at the motorway services, 2 traffic jams,
and a partridge in a pear tree...

Today I am mostly visiting the bestest looking female friend I have. Her PC is not very well, erm, wasn't very well, and it had the old "eh, oh 'ell!" software installed. A bit of tweaking here, a bit of reinstalling there and the PC is running well enough to let me update this. The problem is, staring at the screen after staring at 200 odd miles of motorway, and my eyes are at the point of screaming "no more!!!!" and falling out. Oh well, back to more momentous time with the delectable Heather. *sigh*