Rikaitch: King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

2 Brummies have gone fishing...

... and are sat by the canal talking about their day.

(said in a thick brummie accent)"Did you catch anything today?"

"I caught a whale, but threw it back in."

"What do you mean 'you caught a whale, but threw it back in?' Most people would be proud about the fact."

"It wasn't a very good whale, it had no spokes or anything."

/cough