King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Thursday, March 10

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.