Rikaitch: King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse.

This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.