King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Friday, August 12

Simple joke of the week...

A blonde, a brunette and a red head walk in to a bar and the barman asks "What's wrong?"
They reply, "We've just robbed a bank and we need a place to hide."
The barman says "You can go in hide in the cellar and there are some potato sacks down there for you to hide in."
So they go down to the cellar, get in the potato sacks and just then the police rush in.
They ask the barman if he has seen a blonde, a brunette and a red head and the barman shakes his head.
The officers then ask if they could search the place to which the barman nods. They go down to the cellar and all they can see are some potato sacks.
They kick the first one and hiding inside is the brunette and she says "WOOF WOOF."
The cop says "Well that's just a dog, leave it alone."
They kick the next one and this time it's the red head inside and she says "MEOW MEOW."
Once again, the cops say "that's just a cat, leave it alone."
Finally they kick the third potato sack and concealed inside is the blonde and she says "PO-TA-TO PO-TA-TO"