That silly friday feeling...
Being a Friday afternoon, 2 days before I have my first break away since Easter '04, I am in a silly mood. I got these, and I thought of you.
The Police had no doubt about it. They were now looking for a cereal killer.
The vegetables were horrified to find the vegetarians had been playing Scrabble before dinner.
Mummy carrot had warned the baby carrots. If she caught them playing with the peeler again, she'd skin them alive.
After a liquid fertiliser lunch, Joe was desparate for a leek.
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