Thanks to my father for this…
"RONALD William George Barker... you were a habitual genius who accepted
fame as an occupational hazard and presumably accepted numerous Baftas in the
same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum
term allowed for these achievements - you will go to comedy heaven for ever."
It is now possible to buy a device that plugs into your kettle, allowing you to send a text message from your mobile phone and boil the kettle ready for your arrival home or whatever. Who’s made the device? Who else, but T-Mobile.
P.S. It’s my last day as a 33 year old. I need an excuse to sound younger.
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