King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Sunday, January 29

Chortles, guiltily

This made me guffaw… Thanks to Mosh for it.

There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and an extreme sports enthusiast.
The zoophile sighs and says, "You know, if there was a cat here I'd fuck it ‘til I pass out."
The sadist nods, and sighs, "And once you were done with it, I’d torture it until it died."
The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, "Oh yeah, and once it was dead I'd fuck it ‘til I passed out as well."

The extreme sports enthusiast, sitting in the corner, very softly says "meow."