The secret world of a poo.

GHOST POO: The kind where you feel the poo come out, but there's no poo in the toilet.

CLEAN POO: The kind where you poo it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POO: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POO: This happens when you're done poo-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poo some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POO: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POO: The kind of poo that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POO: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POO: The kind of poo you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POO: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POO POO: The kind where you want to poo but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POO: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POO (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POO: This poo refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poo-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POO: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poo!