Imagine my delight when I actually found a copy of the original video, but unfortunately it is the shortened version, missing out such gems as "The wind whistled all through the night, and other Welsh hymns" and "I stooped to pick a buttercup, why people leave their buttocks lying around I'll never know."
Other prizes include:
- "What blood type are you?" "A," I replied. "I said what blood type are you?" "O," I said, "B."
- The man had an L-I-M-P. That's a pronounced limp.
- I couldn't see myself spending a month in a house without mirrors.
- (and my personal favourite) The man was either mad or both.