- You get a dog a bed, it'll sleep in it. You get a cat a bed, it'll sleep everywhere else but it.
- You get a dog a toy, they'll play with it. You get a cat a toy, they'll wonder how it helps them hunt.
- You give a dog food, it'll clean the bowl in minutes. You give a cat food, it'll ask why you're giving this crap again.
- You take a dog outside, it'll run off. You take a cat outside, it'll sniff everything before deciding it wants more food.
- Your postman delivers a letter. The dog will warn the postman off, telling him not to return or at least break in. The cat might stir from the slumber.
- You're putting up a shelf. The dog says "I don't know what you're doing but it's terribly clever." The cat will say "Nah, you want to use a plumb bob, and pine's a mistake."
- You leave for work. The dog says "Come back and play with me." The cat says "oh thank God, now for some serious Zzzzz's"
- You introduce a dog to a cat, and the dog will say "let's play." The cat will say "You can f**k off!!"
That Donald Trump handshake gif
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