King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Monday, March 3


I was watching 'the Shadow' last night, and the main character's name was Cranston. This in turn led me to start thinking of Branston Pickle, and I thought to myself what else would be a good name of a character in a story that you'd find around the average home.
  • As mentioned, Branston Pickle, mild-mannered reporter.
  • Heinz Beans, the mad German inventor
  • Haywards Pickled-Onions, posh English aristocrat
  • Curly Fries, the northern scallywag
  • Red Salmon, American oil rigger
  • Philadelphia light, 6 year old madam from Essex
  • Pilau Rice, long lost sister of Anneka Rice
I'm sure you can come up with more...