Crime Vote-o

For your delection, I shall post a tale of woe on Thursday. But, you lucky lucky people, you get to choose. And in a twist for once, the vote actually has a theme. The theme is all about me and crime. So, please choose away...

• Rikaitch, the graffiti artist - My attempt at becoming a 'Banksy'
• Rikaitch, the thug - My attempt at living in North Wales, and the unfortunate circumstances that led to me leaving.
• Rikaitch, the gun runner - Working in a gun shop, I had to own a gun.

Make your vote, and just don't tell the rozzers.