Bands always have such interesting names. I was thinking last week how good it would be if they're name had to be changed if and when they became more famous to reflect what they now have or are. So for example...
Dire Straits - Comfortably well off.
The Police - The Environment Agency.
Queen - Queer.
Goldie Lookie Chain - Chavvy Lookie Twats.
Europe - Small region of Sweden.
The Jackson 5 - The Jackson 1 who went on to become a kiddy fiddler.
Genesis - The same shit, again and again.
The Bangles - The girls who look very nice, and have a good writer.
ZZ Top - 3 men with stupidly big beards
Madonna - Primadonna
UB40 - P60
Can you add any more?
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