- "You dirty old man"
- Mrs Slocombe's pussy
- "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once"
- "I was very, very drunk"
- "Will you not have a cup of tea?"
- "Computer says no." (not in my opinion very funny, but ho-hum)
Now, being on youtube, I got offered loads of alternative sketches. One of them had me and John laughing and almost heaving, and I said to him afterwards that's going to have to be my video of the week. And so, here it is.