But you'd be wrong.
For some reason, my father read this report into Birmingham's one and only Aerodrome, and it's financial status in today's jet-set world. Yes. He needs a life. But he found something that tickled him, and after he emailed me the link (here) he mentioned to look at page 11. For your convenience, here's the page in question.
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All very insomnia curing, I'm sure you'll agree. But look closer. Look at the suitcase, second from the left, in the x-ray machine. Could it be?
Good Lord! Someone's going away for an interesting weekend...
I can hear it now.
"Yes, madam, if you'd like to step over here. Did you pack your bag yourself? Is there anything I wouldn't like to find in here?"
"Depends on how you mean you wouldn't like..."
"And, what is this, may I ask? Good weekend away was it?"
"No really, I just use it for a massage after the long flight."
"And is it me, or do these curling tongs smell funny?"
*edit* Haloscan looks borked, so if you want to comment, click on the title and it'll take you to a page for commenting.
*edit* *edit* Aha, Haloscan decided it didn't like apostrophes, so all sorted now.
