In the news...

Yes, I know this 'Baby P' thing is terrible, and I shouldn't make jokes about it. But surely having the term 'Baby P' is just asking for trouble.

The last time a vegetable died this young, it was Ben Hardwick...

First class ticket to hell please



Oh, and I am up early because I have a friend coming here at 10am, and I need to tidy my office.

I am mad. That is all.