- Hasn't this Christmas just dragged on this year? - I really shouldn't have put my lights up back in October.
- It's a great gift idea - It'll never sell at any other time.
- No officer, I've only had the one glass of sherry - Yous me fuggin' bes' mate *hic*
- Oh, look, a card from the neighbours - Those bastards still have my lawn mower.
- Yes, of course John will want to play with a radio controlled helicopter - It's me who enjoys all these toys.
- (one just for Wales) The prospects of a white Christmas are looking good - It's going to rain.
- What's your bet on the Christmas number one this year? - I don't give a toss. Just bring back Slade.
That Donald Trump handshake gif
3 months ago