- Child friendly - An addition on the menu to include burgers/fishfingers/chicken nuggets, but in miniscule portion sizes.
- Prepared by a top London chef - Once worked at Streatham McDonalds
- Vegetarian option available - Omelette
- Service is not included - So don't expect a smile for free pal.
- Home made - Made by the chef in huge bulk, and frozen for months at a time.
- Catch of the day - Catch of a day in the middle of last week.
- Tender/Juicy - As opposed to chewy or dried out.
- Coq au van/Duck a l'orange - Something really plain and boring made to sound exotic by being French. What next? "Beuf de le Calais?"
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