- I'll do it soon - No I won't.
- I have done it - No I haven't.
- I was in bed early - I was in bed by 4. (no comment)
- I'm just going on the PC for half an hour - I'll be on it all day, and you'll have to drag me away kicking and screaming.
- I'm not hungry - Does eating mean I have to leave this game?
- Can I bring my CD for the car - I'm fed up of your old music.
- Can I borrow some money? - Can I have some money?
- I need a job - I need money, but don't want to do anything resembling work.
- This CD/DVD's stopped working - I knew I should have kept it in it's box, but I couldn't be arsed. It now looks like Torvill and Dean have been practicing on it.
- I was chatting to my girlfriend - I was talking to some pervert on MSN messenger.
- I'm bored - Entertain me.
- I hate you, you're so unfair - Let's see if I can push the tolerances of what's acceptable by making you feel guilty and upset.
Donald Trump FACTS!
11 months ago