Confucious say "if you can't find book you want, you're probably shopping here."
Also
Not related, but nicked from QOTW on B3ta
I saw my mate the other day, asked him what he had been up to.
"Went to Port Talbot" said he.
"?" said I.
"Met this girl in a bar, bought her a drink, got chatting, anyhow we went to my car and was getting down to it when she said "kiss me where it smells", so I drove her to Port Talbot
