King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Tuesday, January 5

Facts of the day

Fact! Suntan Lotion is a different colour in freezing temperatures.

Fact! Birds don't always fly south. Some have the ability to be frozen into their nests and they thaw out in the spring.

Fact! Most bin men are highly educated university graduates who want out of the rat race.

Fact! Running low on fuel? Yellow snow is a good substitute for diesel.

Fact! Cats and dogs actually get on, but pretend to hate each other for our entertainment.