- "The waw'ta in Madge-orca, daaan't tase loik wot it or ta." -
- "Dis Faaaackin' Wevva's faaackin' 'orribew"(Heard outside Tesco in Purley on Tuesday) - I say, the climate's become rather inclement.
- "'Av ya got a snaaaat?" - Would you happen to have a cigarette?
- "Are ya 'avvin a faaackin' jerraaaaaaaaaf?" - I don't believe you.
- "Awwwwwwite, me ol' mucca" - Hello.
- "Sah ah got me's a new wissel win some faackin' pauk arks me weir I got it. I tol 'im to faaack orf and mine 'is own." - So I brought a new suit, when a policeman asked me where from. I told him to go and find out for himself.
- "'ere, 'av a butcher's at this." - Look here.
- "Am sorry me ol' china, but it's faaackin' cattled." - I'm afraid old chum, but it's broken.
- "Norf Laaaanan? Wha' the faaaaack dyou wanna go there for?" - No, I don't wish to go north of the River Thames.
- "Ere luv, fancy a wivvaspoons?" - Would you like to come on a date with me?
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