Professor Vincent Aggra of King's College London has found after extensive research that there are two sizes of penises amongst men.
There are those which fall within the normal size range and there are those which are less than two inches long when erect.
Professor Aggra has appealed for help from you, the public, to continue his research.
Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next 4 weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.
Have a good weekend y'all
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