On Masterchef, the drinking game...

You know the sort of thing. A list of rules that when someone says or does something, you have to take a drink. And so, presenting, Masterchef, the drinking game.

• When someone mentions an extraordinary journey.
• When a chef says they want this more than anything else, in the world, evah.
• When the presenters look at each other in horror.
• Gregg Wallace tastes something, and says "aww mate...."
• They mention either not enough or too much seasoning. Just say salt and pepper!
• Someone cuts their finger, and can be seen nearly fainting before trying to carry on.
• The judges mention the number of levels the dish meets.
• Gregg Wallace mentions how "food doesn't get tougher than this..."
• "The chicken is nice and moist."
• Monica Galetti's eyes bulge.
• One of the judges exclaims an oxymoron. Something like "it shouldn't work, but it does."
• Jus, purée, Scallops or Asparagus feature
• "the fish is perfectly cooked."
• A chef is "gutted."

Please to add your own.