Rikaitch: King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

In true Scaryduck Style...

... it's going to be your chance to suggest-o!

I mentioned on Sunday a nice bit of fun to be had if I got the radio microphone frequency for my local Asda's. Well I reckon with a bit of bribing, blackmailing and teasing I can get the frequency (okay, so I ask a colleague who works there part time), and have some fun.

If you had access to this privileged position of power, what would you say to be funny, warped or just plain nasty as you throw Walmart's best into utter chaos? Click on the "Invaluable Additions" at the bottom to make a suggestion. The best ones will be tried, and the hilarious consequences (hopefully) will be filmed, and posted on here.

Suggest-o!