King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Wednesday, October 20


Linda Barker, design guru and BBC1's changing rooms, has had an unfortunate accident whilst at a local re-upholsterers. Apparently she fell into a machine designed to re-upholster chairs and was dragged out by local staff after a full treatment. Immediate response by the local hospital and she's now in the clear. She's likely to be released tomorrow, after spending the day recovering.