Rikaitch: King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Okay, it's official

I am now fed up. This darned cough will not go away, and to compound matters, the lack of sleep is now giving me the worst headache I have had for years. This morning I coughed so hard, I burst a blood vessel in my eye, and I now look like the 60-something drunk on a Sunday morning after a heavy sesh the night before, and I have had no benefit of the heavy sesh whatsoever.

Cheer me up somehow

Please