King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Thursday, February 10

In the news...

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

I say, "Ouch."

What do you say to a man with a horse?

8th of April, eh?

Does anybody else think Camilla Parker Bowles Windsor sounds like a Berkshire newspaper headline about a cricketer?

If she had some dealings in the House of Commons and House of Lords, would she ban the use of the word "nay" because she finds it offensive?

If she goes to the bar at the wedding, would the barman ask, "Why the long face?"

(Ok, enough, I know)