Recently a mate and a few friends were driving along late on Saturday Night when a copper pulls the car over, approaches the right hand side and gets my mate to open his window.
"Sir, I believe you are under the influence of alcohol"
"In that case, I shall have to arrest you for drink driving"
"Tha’ won't be necessessary" (he was very, very drunk)
"In fact, I think you're completely intoxicated, and may also be under the influence of drugs"
"Yes, I'm afraid I am"
"Please step out of the vehicle sir, you are under arrest for driving whilst under the influence"
"No? Why ever not?"
"Because this car's left hand drive."
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6 months ago