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Friday, September 30

Out driving (again)

Recently a mate and a few friends were driving along late on Saturday Night when a copper pulls the car over, approaches the right hand side and gets my mate to open his window.

"Sir, I believe you are under the influence of alcohol"


"In that case, I shall have to arrest you for drink driving"

"Tha’ won't be necessessary" (he was very, very drunk)

"In fact, I think you're completely intoxicated, and may also be under the influence of drugs"

"Yes, I'm afraid I am"

"Please step out of the vehicle sir, you are under arrest for driving whilst under the influence"


"No? Why ever not?"

"Because this car's left hand drive."