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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.

Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony & Cherie Blair, Gordon Brown & John Prescott. They are asking for a £10 million ransom otherwise they are going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

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