A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway.b'dum tish
Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Tony & Cherie Blair, Gordon Brown & John Prescott. They are asking for a £10 million ransom otherwise they are going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon."
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