“At about 6.30pm on Tuesday the manager was driving his silver Nissan Almera on the A249 north bound carriageway. He had just passed the Three Squirrels public house near Stockbury when a car, possibly a Volvo, with blue lights in the radiator grill pulled him over.”
Yes, I have a Volvo. Yes, it’s white. Yes, I also have blue lights. Yes, they are in the front grill.
Honest, officer, I wasn’t in Kent. No, I can’t prove it.
Oooh, bugger
