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Wednesday, February 22

It's nice to be wanted

Armed gang steal millions after abducting security manager and his family

“At about 6.30pm on Tuesday the manager was driving his silver Nissan Almera on the A249 north bound carriageway. He had just passed the Three Squirrels public house near Stockbury when a car, possibly a Volvo, with blue lights in the radiator grill pulled him over.”

Yes, I have a Volvo. Yes, it’s white. Yes, I also have blue lights. Yes, they are in the front grill.

Honest, officer, I wasn’t in Kent. No, I can’t prove it.

Oooh, bugger