King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Saturday, December 16

My father’s sick (but this still made me laugh)

Einstein's birthday was yesterday. He would have been 107.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

(This is the first post written on Word 2007, and using their blog uploader. It didn't work. Surprise surprise.)