Hey! Referee!!!

As my pages have spread throughout the interwebnet, and I diversify my subject, it's with great pleasure that I read my referral logs. For those that don't know, this is how people end up reading these pages...

• The Scientific word for a 4 sided shape. (number 1) - nice to know I'm such a fountain of knowledge, but correct me if I'm wrong, isn't that a quadralateral?
• Name of phobia of boiled sweets. (number 10) - Is that a phobia? The only reason they scare me is because they're a sign I'm getting old.
• My Doctor put a vibrator up inside me. (number 38) - Now that's scary.
• Teaching speking through songs for children. (number 1 again) - I can't even my get my own son to speak properly, what chance have I got of him learning through singing???
• bt voyager 105 causing crash. (number 6) - My favourite broadband modem, I doubt very much the modem causes a crash.
• gene hunt funny quotes. (number 2) - It's nice to be recognised as a fan of Gene Hunt (I think).
• PENELOPE PITSTOP CAR VIBRATOR. (number 10) - Another Vibrator search? I'm starting to get worried.
• And finally, electric window doesn't work daewoo nexia. (number 1) - Hardly surprising when you buy this piece of crap...