Muahahaha! (laughs evilly)
Today I got an email from an S. Duck.
"Can you run my blog for me over the weekend, whilst Sky.com bugger up my broadband goodun proper."
"At last. Of course!" I cry, rubbing my hands together with glee. The little devil's appeared over my shoulder, and all sorts of bad things were being dreamt up.
I then realised that he's not left me access to his template. In the words of the great James May, "cock."
Donald Trump FACTS!
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