Then I also hear on the news that up in Scotland, a lorry crashed carrying 3000 chickens. It's such a shame it didn't crash into the lorry with the syrup, otherwise all we'd need is orange for the world's biggest sweet and sour.
And to cap it all, in the Scottish crash it's reported that the chickens were on their way to an abattoir in Gainsborough. Meanwhile, the do-gooders had something to say.
"The Scottish SPCA said it had concerns for the welfare of the chickens."
And taking them to the abattoir wasn't worrying them at all I suppose.