Interesting Instructions

I hope I can feel a new internet phenomenon coming on... Do you have instructions for your electrical items at home, and do you read them? Do they have any *really* obvious or funny gems hidden within them?

This week I got a new digital cordless phone. These are the instructions.

"NEVER Use your DECT Phone outdoors during a thunderstorm - unplug the base unit from the telephone line and the mains socket when there are storms in your area. Damage caused by lightning is not covered by the guarantee."

No shit.