Now. Changing the subject completely, I think it's going to be a vote-o for next Monday. Past comments by myself, my father and my sister, have all given hint to three stories for you to choose. No sick-inna-hedge I'm afraid, and very little poo, but still all three will entertain you...
- "Look out, it's the scuffers*" - Arrested at 13, for breaking into my school.
- "Don't be a wimp, of course it'll hurt a bit" - A true quote from the delightfully dodgy dentist in Southend Town Centre.
- "Helmet" - The tale of my trip to Portugal with my father and his second wife to be, and nearly getting done for not wearing a helmet.
*"Scuffers" are John's new nickname for the local Constabulary.