Bumper Stickers

How very 70s are they? Such delights as "my other car's a porsche" or "They said I'd inherit an estate. This is it." Things have moved on now, and on Wednesday I got me a new bumper sticker for my car. The last Volvo had two, "Failure is not an option" (the great quote by Gene Krantz following the failure on the Apollo 13 mission) and a Tampa Bay Buccaneers Superbowl winner's sticker. I now have one that tickled me, and hopefully will bring a smile to others on the road...

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What's the best (or worst) of the world of bumpers stickers you've seen?