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Wednesday, August 20

Stereotypical Jobs

Do all jobs have stereotypes? I don't think so, but perhaps you'd beg to differ. Some jobs do, however, have pretty significant stereotypes. Let me show you what I mean.
  • Bouncers are all short, shaved heads and wide shoulders.
  • Solicitors/lawyers are tall 30-somethings with pinstripe suits and BMW 5 series.
  • Taxi drivers are overweight, sweaty smokers who seem to think the world revolves around them.
  • Teachers are better then you, because by definition, being teachers they're better then you.
  • Mechanics are always dirty, and will always know what's wrong but it'll cost you loads to fix.
  • Councillors are better then you, because by definition, being councillors they're better then you.
  • Doctors are always grey haired, friendly and unflappable. They all enjoy a game of golf.
  • Barmaids are eye candy, or men hating dykes that look like they should be playing rugby. (most rather would be.)
  • Policemen/women are better then you, because by definition, being policemen/women they're better then you.
  • Computer Engineers don't read websites like this, because there's a website somewhere else that's better.