Stereotypical Jobs

Do all jobs have stereotypes? I don't think so, but perhaps you'd beg to differ. Some jobs do, however, have pretty significant stereotypes. Let me show you what I mean.

• Bouncers are all short, shaved heads and wide shoulders.
• Solicitors/lawyers are tall 30-somethings with pinstripe suits and BMW 5 series.
• Taxi drivers are overweight, sweaty smokers who seem to think the world revolves around them.
• Teachers are better then you, because by definition, being teachers they're better then you.
• Mechanics are always dirty, and will always know what's wrong but it'll cost you loads to fix.
• Councillors are better then you, because by definition, being councillors they're better then you.
• Doctors are always grey haired, friendly and unflappable. They all enjoy a game of golf.
• Barmaids are eye candy, or men hating dykes that look like they should be playing rugby. (most rather would be.)
  
• Policemen/women are better then you, because by definition, being policemen/women they're better then you.
• Computer Engineers don't read websites like this, because there's a website somewhere else that's better.