- Bouncers are all short, shaved heads and wide shoulders.
- Solicitors/lawyers are tall 30-somethings with pinstripe suits and BMW 5 series.
- Taxi drivers are overweight, sweaty smokers who seem to think the world revolves around them.
- Teachers are better then you, because by definition, being teachers they're better then you.
- Mechanics are always dirty, and will always know what's wrong but it'll cost you loads to fix.
- Councillors are better then you, because by definition, being councillors they're better then you.
- Doctors are always grey haired, friendly and unflappable. They all enjoy a game of golf.
- Barmaids are eye candy, or men hating dykes that look like they should be playing rugby. (most rather would be.)
- Policemen/women are better then you, because by definition, being policemen/women they're better then you.
- Computer Engineers don't read websites like this, because there's a website somewhere else that's better.
That Donald Trump handshake gif
4 weeks ago