I've got a new car stereo. It's brilliant. It comes with all the bells and whistles, and even comes with voice activation.
I plugged it in, and on first attempt I said "Pop" and it started to play Radio 1.
I then said "Dance" and it found Kiss FM.
Driving home from a call out last night, and the local neighbourhood kids were all out on their bikes. One cut across in front of me, making me slam on my brakes. Under my breath I cursed them, "Fucking kids," and the radio switched to Gary Glitter.
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