- Take the brightly colored aluminum elevator from the center of the first floor to the penthouse - Take the brightly coloured aluminium lift from the centre of the ground floor to the top.
- The 1941-1945 war, better known as World War 2 - The 1939-1945 war, better known as World War 2.
- I'm going to go and get pissed - I'm going to go and get angry.
- Have a nice day - I'm so glad I've got your money, I really don't care if you have a nice day or not.
- I might go for a game of Basketball or Baseball this weekend. I'll also watch the football game - I might go for a game of netball or rounders this weekend, but I'm not a girl. I'll also watch the American football game, where the ball spends most of it's time in people's hands.
- The only major incident was a case of friendly fire - We're crap at shooting at enemies, and hit our own so often we've even coined a term for it.
- We've made a profit of a billion dollars - We've made a profit of a thousand, million dollars. Only another 999 times to make it a true billion.
- I ran the yellow light, and next thing I knew I'd crashed and my automobile's gas was spread all across the pavement - I drove through an amber light, and next thing I knew my car's petrol was spread all across the tarmac.
- I'm just going to the bathroom - Not for a bath, but to use your toilet. Even if you don't have a bath in there. Or a shower.
- "If you know the extension of the person you're calling, please dial it, then press the pound sign" - Pound? Pound??? Oh, you mean hash!
- I'll just get some lemonade out of the icebox - I'll just get some Sprite/7up out of the fridge.
- Tea - Earl Grey/herbal shit.
- And finally, being a pain in the ass - nothing to do with discomfort for a donkey.
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