Dreaming out loud

On the way home on Saturday, John and I started listening to Radio 2. It started with the comedy hour thingy at 1, but at 2 there was short-arse TV presenter Dermot O' Leary. He mentioned that recently he'd woken up and said "maybe if you file it next to the birds."

We don't half talk some drivel when we wake up suddenly. I have a few more examples, but I'd like it very much if you can suggest your own experiences...

• You go that way, I'll head off the giraffes.
• But the candles don't work without the music on.
• Of course he knows what he's doing, can't you see the custard?

Suggest-o!