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Wednesday, February 25

Lawnmowers and drunks

Drinking and driving is like an uneducated dwarf. It's not big, and it's not clever. This is not a confession on my part, because I genuinely stayed sober last night at the pub quiz. More on that tomorrow, I hasten to add. If you need more beer, and you have to drive to the local beermongers to get more, what you should not do is take your lawnmower. Steve does. My father got the second one on email, and it tickled us both so much, I had to make it my video of the week.