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Sunday, March 15

Science news.

Scientists for Health Mexico recently suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The inference had been that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

Gained weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn't drive
Failed to think rationally
Argued over nothing.

All Scientists unanimously agreed that the Beer successfully converted men into women.