I was in the bathroom having a shave, when Johnaitch knocked on the door.
"Are you going to be long? I need a pee."
I reply, "It's ok, you can come in, I'm just having a shave."
In he comes, and in one of those male moments we all seem to suffer at motorway services or in the loos at the pub, he says "I thought I needed to go, but I don't any more."
Confuscious say "Man suspects being watched will not pee"
The conversation shifted to me having a shave. "Why do you shave your ears?" he asked.
"I don't. What makes you ask that?"
"You've got shaving foam on your ears."
"That's where I splashed it on. That's normal."
"Is that why your ears are hairy then?"
"Why you little..."
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