King of Excellent (according to Scaryduck)

Friday, May 1

Swine Flu

A few questions on this supposed catastrophic lurgy... (apologies in advance, don't wish it upon me.)
  • Are the Police more susceptible?
  • Is it a bit of a pig?
  • Do we treat it with oinkment?
  • Are sufferers airlifted with the air ambulance an example of "pigs might fly?"

And finally, courtesy of SFG. The reason for the outbreak.